Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Think About This One

Think about this one: 

1. Cows 
2..The Constitution 
3. The Ten Commandments   

C O W S   

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.   

T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N   

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq   .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.   

T H E   1 0    C O M M A N D M E N T S   

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: 
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment. 

Thanks to imadigger!!!

Oh Those Funny Founders!

I bet you didn't know that the Founding Fathers were quite funny.  

Hey, George, nice teeth!  Where'd you get 'em?  Wal-Mart!
Hey, Adams, what year did the War of 1812 start?
Hey, Jefferson, movin' on up yet?
Madison, somebody put you in the dryer too long?
Hamilton, watch out, here comes Burr and he's armed! Booo!
Hey, dudes, what's with the hair!
Best of all...


I suppose this is meant to be funny.

I wonder how they would have reacted had Joe Lieberman been chosen to run as VP and a church posted a "Vote for the Yid" sign?

I like the message, but the delivery is decidedly NOT funny.